Are YOU an ART SLUT? …Take the quiz! 

1.  Have you ever tried to get away with being late, tardy or weird by saying ’I can’t help it. I’m an artist?’
2. Have you ever had the hots for someone because of their creative genius, in spite of their looks? (Ladies, think Lyle Lovett)
3. Did you know that ochre is not a slimey, nasty vegetable?
4. Have you ever tried to use raw linseed oil as a personal lubricant? (It’s VERY sticky!)
5. Did your Mr. Potatoe Head look like ‘Sly’ from Sly & the Family Stone?
6. Ever tried to make money off your Etch-A-Sketch masterpiece?
7. Would you buy art if you could?
8. Did you know that peeing on copper makes it turn green?
9. Have you ever tried smoking a fatty for inspiration? …Did it work?
10. Do you actually go to galleries for the art & not the free wine? 

Creative people are everywhere, from the waitress to the designer, beautician & sandwich artist, everyone has as much creative potential as the painter, poet or the musician. ArtSluts see the beauty about to burst forth from the most unlikely people.

They say what they think, but they think about what they say, first. Being an ArtSlut is not being cruel or hateful, even if you’re an art critic. It’s respecting others & delighting in the fruits of their minds. Be cool Fool or at least make ‘em laugh!

ArtSlut is a provocative name, but it’s all in fun. They are ethical & watch out for others, especially those who can’t help themselves, like kids & people with developmental disabilities. We strive to make the world a better place through the arts & support programs that work toward that goal.

We strive to empower & inspire others to live life passionately & pursue their dreams.

Anyone can see it’s about being creative, not about being slutty (which is fine too, if you want & it REALLY makes you feel good). ArtSluts try to live well rounded, fulfilling lives that are full of beauty & the joy of amazement, as well as ridiculous, baudacious& sometimes irreverent.

• They know good art, but don’t belittle anyone for their efforts – even ‘angry art’ has it’s place, it’s just not here… There’s no need to be a hater about it.
• We believe in clearly communicating the truth - as gracefully as possible & expect the same from others.
• ArtSluts actually go to gallery openings for the art, not the free wine, but hey, they’re not stupid. If you’re pourin’ pour some more!
• ArtSluts are independent, inspired, enthusiastic & fun (hopefully, wise too). Through their quest to live a beautiful life, they think & grow & evolve, leaving whispers of “Gorgeous!” in their wake.
• They are free thinkers. They stand up for what they know is right, even when it’s not popular.
• ArtSluts loved Frida, when Frida wasn’t cool.
• ArtSluts are winners. They do not romanticize being a starving artist. They are reliable, professional & positive, or at least working on it. They break down negative stereotypes about being an artist.
• They are kind, but not sugar-coated saps. They laugh at themselves, but hopefully not at you, even when you deserve it… even though they have an awesome sense of humor. Hey, there’s no better exercise than laughter. Okay, sex may burn more calories, but if you wear your ARTSLUT Tee & a smile, you’re gonna be really hot & a lot more likely to get lucky …AND stay hot. Win/Win!

See… You make a great ARTSLUT!